Vending Machine 2.0

[EmeraldTiger]

you get to know the next person insert before they do
insert The White House

[Gocubbies1212]

you get the black stallion.

i insert a cow

[Memorystick]

You get fertilizer.

I insert my laptop.

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a PC.

i insert a fan

[Memorystick]

You get a block of ice.

I insert the polar ice caps.

[Gocubbies1212]

u get a polar bear.

i insert a red bear

[ratchetspyro94]

You get Fur

I insert dead body

[Gocubbies1212]

u get a lifetime in prison.

i insert the prison guard's keys

[lolicjj]

You get a jail

I insert 70% alchohol

[Kuross]

You get Absinthe 

I insert alcohol poisoning

[5pla5h]

You get where you wanted to go.

I insert a job application.

[lolicjj]

You get NewYork Times job list
I insert "Batik" short