Vending Machine 2.0

[Gocubbies1212]

you get scientists to examine them.

i instert a microscope

[Memorystick]

You get a virus.

I insert my cell phone.

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a new ringtone.

i insert music.

[Wardead]

You get your eardrum popped

I insert rock music.

[Kuross]

You get a troll banging two boulders together thinking it a merry ole tune

I insert Bilbo Baggins

[EmeraldTiger]

you get the one ring
insert the one ring

[Gocubbies1212]

u get the 2nd ring.

i insert the 7th ring

[EmeraldTiger]

you get a phone call
insert QWERTY

[Kuross]

you get one of the most popular passwords

I insert a ham sandwich

[EmeraldTiger]

You get bad acting and something to eat
insert vodka and a mountain dew

[Kuross]

You get as Dew Driver 

I insert a greasy haircut

[Memorystick]

You get greasy pillows.

I insert a prophetic dream >_>