Vending Machine 2.0

[Wardead]

You get a death anniversery

I insert me

[lolicjj]

You get cracked skeleton, piece of clothes, and crooked scythe.
I Insert my peanut butter

[Kuross]

You get grape jelly

I insert a cure

[xKelevra]

You get AIDS.

I insert a breakfast burrito.

[slovenc555]

You get something really scary. A FAT MAN IN A SPEEDO!!! Ah! Run away!

I insert a creepy stalker girl.

[Memorystick]

You get a creepy stalker guy.

I insert a mummy.

[xKelevra]

You get punched in the face.

I insert my fist.

[Ekki]

You get bitten by a poisonous snake

I insert a snail

[QuantumT]

You get a fiddler crab.

I insert a dollar. (It's a vending machine after all)

[Ekki]

You get a snack

I insert a SpeedBow

[Wardead]

You lose.

I insert The Game.

[ninjaclone09]

You get a counter-attack for the game and lose the game

I insert a snack