Vending Machine 2.0

[Kuross]

You get a new name for a pesticide 
 
I insert rejection

[918273645]

You get sleep.

I insert Essence in my PVP Duel Who to play against.

[ninjaclone09]

You get SLAPPED IN THE FACE BY ME(and it made u lose 99 life, but u used miracle -_- so i slapped you harder and now your dead =P)

I insert my hand

[xKelevra]

You get a pencil.

I insert a sticky note.

[Memorystick]

You get a pile of shredded paper.

I insert a stapler.

[QuantumT]

You get more office supplies.

I insert a post to try and catch up in the post count.

[5pla5h]

You get

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I Insert Quote.

[QuantumT]

You get www.brainyquote.com/

I insert sleepytime. 

[jippy99]

You get wakeytime.
I insert my UV win.

[Ryli]

You get my UV lose.

I insert Bentley Jones.

[Drobbit]

you get a bentley

insert the next poster

[Ryli]

You get  to deal with my rage (I'll run you over in my recently attained Bentley .)

I insert a flamberge (yes I know that's only a blade, incase some smartass wants to correct me.)