Vending Machine 2.0

[Ekki]

You get poisoned

I insert a poisoned adrened frog

[QuantumT]

You get frogcakes.

I insert barbecue sauce.

[Memorystick]

You get hamburgers.

I insert lolcats.

[ninjaclone09]

you get anti-lolcats

i insert necrophilia

[918273645]

You get anti-necrophilia.

I insert all of my 46 replies in this thead. ^Look up there!!!^

[Kuross]

you get a golf clap for spending waay too much time on this thread 

I insert a dictionary

[918273645]

You get the definition for epic:

Epic (EH-pik) awesome; 918273645

I insert forbidden code!

[Memorystick]

You get a pin and an inflated ego.

I put in nachos.

[Kuross]

You get an orange bear

I insert an 8-track cassette.

[Memorystick]

You get a floppy disk (the first, massive ones)

I insert a scarab.

[TimerClock14]

you get a pot

I insert grass

[Kuross]

You get pot

I insert a potato peeler