Vending Machine 2.0

[Yeagerkid]

You get united nations

 I insert nachos

[Memorystick]

You get crumbs.

I insert WWE (World War Elements )

[918273645]

You get some missedplaced wrestlers.

I insert 31 pages of spam.

[TimerClock14]

you get 32 pages of spam

I insert anime

[ddevans96]

You get me watching Code Geass.

I insert a poster of a character in said anime.

[TimerClock14]

you get an anime that rhymes with code geass

Inserts One Piece (somebody please get it right)

[implosion]

You get a yellow-green, hemispherical, bumpy fruit. It eats you.

I insert October.

[~Napalm]

You get a "The End" Message.

I insert November

[TimerClock14]

you get a treat

I insert December

[TheCrazyMango]

you get christmas
i insert 2011

[willng3]

You get a message so large that it couldn't fit on a single page of text so I had to compress it and summarize it within the boundaries of this little text box. 

I insert the world's biggest cookie that proceeds to eclipse the sun, causing all life on earth to end as we know it due to lack of sunlight.

[918273645]

You get the end of the world.

I insert the rookie. (Whoever that is )