Vending Machine 2.0

[cont]

You get a bear
I insert a chicken nugget

[EvaRia]

You get $10,000,000.
I insert a black hole.

[harry959]

You get a white hole.
I insert a dancing banana.

[Dogg]

You get a sitting pineapple!
As quickly as humanly possible, i insert 2 holy cows.

[sbluen]

You get a bowl of holy corn flakes.

I insert an animated discord and several fate eggs.

[EvaRia]

You get a smiley face 
I insert a 5x5 Rubik's cube.

[7wavemaster]

You get CHEESECAKE!
I insert a piece of gum.

[cont]

you get a badly damaged Ferrari

I insert my pen

[Malignant]

You get a pen that shoots out random light poop.
I insert a Malignant Cell.

[Jordan]

You get another malignant cell.

You insert a cow.

[7wavemaster]

You get chocolate milk.
I insert a  .

[Ryli]

You get a tongue piercing.
I insert Chuck Norris... and get a roundhouse kick to the moon.
After much pain and regret, I insert a flower instead.