Using the object - By Eaglgenes101

[Drake_XIV]

Apparently I'm a wealthy man interested in tying people up.  People need to stop leaving their books out... [Fifty Shades of Grey]

You need to start a fire in order to burn your eyes out.  Using the closest wooden object, start up a fire.

[jumpingbeans]

With...my computer desk. Ah well, this isn't my normal one, though.

You are now allergic to the last food that you ate. How happy/sad are you?

[Annele]

Marshmallows. I think I can live with that.

You dream about eating candyfloss at a fair. You wake up and find you've eaten the softest thing close to your bed (apart from your pillow).

[jumpingbeans]

I'm going to presume that my blanket, stuffed animals, and mattress itself don't count, so...probably a pair of sweat pants.

Your last Oracle Pet is now your real life pet. How does this affect your life?

[Drake_XIV]

I get a Photon.  Nothing really changes, eh?

You decide to write a book.  But you still need to decide a plot.  So you, go through your search history and base it off the first thing that comes up.

[Annele]

Mario game ghost island.
Interesting...

I ask you to draw the cover for my book, but you've lost your pens.
Use the nearest sharp object to carve it into stone.

[Drake_XIV]

I've never drew anything with a katana before.  Guess there's a first time for everything.

You want to hang this piece of work up now.  But there's too many things in the way.  You throw away the closest piece of paper to make room for this "art."

[ddevans96]

A stats recording sheet for Transformice. Didn't need it anyways, we have plenty of paper

The last thing you made out of any sort of building material or toy comes to life and lands next to you.

[Drake_XIV]

My paper model of Riolu comes to life.  In my ex's house.  Well, this is awkward...

Quick.  I need to return the now living model.  Using three random objects around you, create a devious plot in which I can infiltrate her house and replace it without being detected.

[Naesala]

Simple enough. First, you take my wedge shaped pillow, my android phone, and my chainmail dice bag. Have a friend call her and ask her to come over. while shes out, spin the chainmail bag until it's fast enough to break through her window and toss it through, then climb through. Use the wedge as something to land on so the glass doesnt cut you.

I seem to be bleeding from a cut i got before posting this. Could someone use the last non clothing/blanket object they saw to make a bandage?

[Drake_XIV]

After I've skinned the dead car, I wrap its skin around the open wound.  Do animal skins need to be disinfected?

Oh no, there's a cliche zombie outbreak.  After sacrificing your friends so that you may leave, you have been cornered in a school.  Recalling one of your more memorable days in school, you devise an escape plan using three objects from your favorite class that doesn't involve heavy machinery.

[AP579]

Quickly, I confuse them with a projector. Putting on a red wig, earrings, a black dress, and several kilograms, I assign them seats and give them a towering review packet on number theory, the Koch snowflake, Pascal's triangle, fractals, the square root of 5 plus 1 all over 2, infinite sums, the numerous (no pun intended) properties of the number 61, and some logarithmic properties and parabolas. I leave the room in order to print out extra packets on paper of a few ridiculous hues, and quietly doff my costume and escape.

(my math class was weird)

Your favorite number now does not exist. How screwed is mathematics?