Using the object - By Eaglgenes101

[ddevans96]

My couch will save me!

The last thing you held with a fire in your line of sight is now the only way you can get into your house.

[memimemi]

I smash through a basement window with my trusty camp shovel.

Oh-oh!  The police were called!  Camouflage yourself with the brightest coloured object in the room.

[Naesala]

Time to hide behind my shiny red pokeball.

Oh dear, the one cure to your terminal illness is the closest object that is grey

[Absol]

So if i swallow my USB modem, my headache would be cured? Okay.

*cough cough* someone help me! It got stuck on my throat! Quick, give me the first liquid you see!

[Naesala]

Iceberg mint mouthwash to the rescue!

And Absol vomited everywhere. Great, use the closest article of clothing you're not wearing to clean it up, please?

[Zac33333]

BUT I LIKE THESE SWEATPANTS! D:!

Your least-favorite In-Law/Cousin/Family member walks in the door. Chuck the nearest house-broken animal at them.

[esran]

guess i have to kidnap my neihbors dog.
you are sick of not getting enough nymphs. bribe the oracle with te last thing you purchased!

[memimemi]

Hope the Oracle likes yogurt!

Of course, it's much better to bribe with cash.  Barring that, what non-money item in your wallet could I use?

[Drake_XIV]

I think I need to clean out my wallet.  Seeing as I've somehow won the Oracle's favor with a rusty razor blade...

Now that my wallet is empty, what non-money item would you put into mine from yours?

[memimemi]

I bequeath upon you a receipt from the grocery store.

Speaking of groceries, the first item outside your door has turned into nutritious food.  Describe its flavour.

[jumpingbeans]

So...my welcome mat...a tangy taste of shoe and dirt. How delicious.

The last FG you fought now becomes a real life murderous, wrathful God. What is humanity's best counter, using RL stuff, and not Elements cards?

[Annele]

Obliterator. Um... bomb shelters?

The closest book's blurb now sums up your life.