Well i guess it's a good thing I brought my inflatable mattress (I have a bed and an inflated mattress in my room, i'm weird, shush)
because it's too good to pass up, we're gonna play DnD! You can play too! Your class is based on an employee from the last business you entered, your magic item is an enchanted whatever is to your left that makes you the first adjective in the closest text (besides this forum), and your weapon is the last thing your right hand touched besides your mouse/trackpad/computer/etc.