Using the object - By Eaglgenes101

[AP579]

I liquefy leftover steak, and attempt to drink it. Hmm. Tastes burnt.

You decide to make it more interesting using the nearest non-pepper/salt spice.

[eaglgenes101]

Chili powder anyone?
BBQ'd steak smoothie with chili powder is too spicy, so you run straight to the most opaque liquid you have at least a quart of to relieve the spiciness.

[memimemi]

Mmmm... motor oil....

Wait, what?  I wasn't supposed to drink that?  Quickly - use the slipperiest thing in the room to help pump out my stomach!

[Naesala]

Well looks like with the help of Axe bodywash you'll be vomiting it up.

I have no idea why I have body wash in my room. Must be the last female celebrity you saw sneaking it into my room hoping to get me to take a shower.

[Annele]

You don't get may celebs in NZ. I think the last female celebrity I saw was Kate de Goldi. (Props if you know who she is!)
She doesn't seem the type to be sneaking into people's bedrooms though...

*Muffled sound from the next room*

Just as I suspected. She's in denial. Quick, use the nearest electronic (besides what you're using to read this) and turn it into a lie detector.

[Absol]

Oh, if only my cellphone could be used as a lie detector. Owait, maybe there's an app for that. Wait, my phone is not an iPhone...
And while working on it, i got (inevitable) electrocuted. You have rubber thingy there? Help me using the first rubber... thingy... you have.

[eaglgenes101]

*Rips eraser off pencil*
Now how do I use this thing? Try using the sharpest thing you own yourself, and the green thing nearest to it.

[Naesala]

katana and bow string, eh? Lets see, I'll stag your eraser, wrap the bow string around the katana's handle, spin it around and hit absol. *splat* Well...I suppose he isnt being electrocuted anymore?

Someone, grab the nearest book and write the last sentance of the book on Absol's tombstone

[Drake_XIV]

"Thank You."  I doubt we'd want that though...

Seeing as how we screwed it up, it has been decided that the tombstone must be destroyed.  Taking up the nearest object that you can wield easily, you start smashing it to dust.

[Annele]

Spoiler for ninja'd AGAIN:

"Cantor has provided us with as many numbers as we like, but there are no longer enough things to count." Alex's adventures in wonderland. Great book.

Oh no! They misspelled Absol's name! Rub it out with the closest rubber thing, that isn't a rubber. 

My hairbrush.
Oh no! It's snapped!
Use the stickiest thing close to you (not glue) to repair it, or my hair will forever be a tangled mess! 

[Naesala]

Spoiler for Annele got me:

My 3ds case...please, please let me take out everything in it first. it was expensive.

...well I guess I'm down a few hundred dollars. Why don't you sell the three most valuable things in your room to pay me back?

Well let's hope a bandaid thats been on my shoulder all day still has enough stick.

And I'm bleeding again. Perhaps an injection of the nearest liquid will cause me to stop bleeding?

[Drake_XIV]

I provide you with 10cc of rubbing alcohol.  Good for the body.

There's a spider on your face.  Taking the heaviest object nearest you, use it to smash the arachnid.