Using the object - By Eaglgenes101

[RavingRabbid]

The first gives a position relative to somewhere you interact, such as directly to the left of your computer, and a scenario. The next person says how they'll do, and post another relative position and another scenario.

Examples:
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You are going to fight Hitler with the object directly behind your computer.
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It's a chair. A possible win, but unlikely.

You are going to eat the object on the stove right now.
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It's a rag! Yuck!

You are going to try to explain the contents of your nearest math book to the Greeks.
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And so on...

I'll start.

You are going to share the object 30 meters behind your computer with Hecate.

[Absol]

A roof. Well, if Hecate insists for her doll house, then oh well...

Zombie apocalypse is coming! Your weapon is something to your right.

[Annele]

My desk. UNDER THE TABLE!!! 

Your school dance is coming, but you've run out of zit cream. You have to make do with the nearest non-water liquid.

[DoubleCapitals]

Which IS zit cream.
Zanz plans to use the object to your right as an inspiration for the new patch.

[RavingRabbid]

Which IS zit cream.
Zanz plans to use the object to your right as an inspiration for the new patch.

My mostly-broken-yet-surviving PC mouse? Fiiiiiine.

The last object your left hand touched before touching the keyboard is now diamond.

[Helston]

I was touching my face when I read that, so we'll run with that. I now have the most expensive face in the world. It's also notably rather less alive than my last face.

You have just been diagnosed with an incredibly rare and lethal form of cancer. There is however, a cure: the last object you threw in the rubbish.

[PlayerOa]

A... newspaper. Genius.

Eat the last thing your foot touched (except floor, grounds etc). DO IT. :>

[RavingRabbid]

THE OTHER FOOT?
Ohmygodwhy. Or a pillow. My feet are touching a lot of things. Shall I eat them all?




You'll use the first thing you see on your left for baking a pretty cake.

[Absol]

A rosary. Holy cake, anyone?

Pick up an object you see last just before you see the monitor and throw it out the window.

[FlareGlutox]

My TV? R.I.P. good ol' fellow, who did a good service on acting as a screen for my console games.

Stare directly upwards until you see any object other than a roof. Use this object as footwear.

[memimemi]

My TV? R.I.P. good ol' fellow, who did a good service on acting as a screen for my console games.

Stare directly upwards until you see any object other than a roof. Use this object as footwear.

Ceiling Fan blades - guess I'm going skiing.

The last animal you saw has a secret message for you.  Translate it to English.

[Rutarete]

"Feed me." - typical Garfield quote

You are hungry for a snack but too lazy to get up. You decide to just eat something within your hand's reach.