Player: Icybraker
Name: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth.
Gender: Female
Appearance: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is an incredibly beautful woman -- Helen of Troy and Snow White could have babies with Angelina Jolie and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and they would have nothing on Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth. Radiant strawberry blonde hair, a face so perfect that the Golden Ratio is expressed over sixteen thousand times in it's various proportions, and a body that makes fish stop swimming and blink in disbelief -- those are Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth's trademarks. Her only problem is her size.
Race: Giant. Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is seventeen feet tall, seven feet across at the hips, and knows exactly zero other members of her own species. Suffice to say, she's never gotten laid, and pretty men of any size make her very cross for exactly that reason.
Personality: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is an absolute gem of politeness, demureity, sobriety, calm, and cuteness. Her temper is perfectly controlled except in the presence of pretty men, at which point she tries to keep it in check---but usually fails. Her rage is often expressed in Mean Girls fashion, with petty, undercutting commentary designed to abolutely destroy the ego of anything she directs it at.
Background: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth was born to Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Third and her father, Joe the Seventeenth. They grew up in the Lost Valley of Giants, which was long obscured in the mortal world by the Japanese city of Nagasaki. One normal August day in 1945, Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth was on her way back from a trip to the Lost Mountain of Giants (in Hiroshima), when she heard a rather loud noise and saw a rather bright light. When she reached the entrance to the Lost Valley, it was gone -- as though reality itself had been blown apart and left nothingness behind. She remembered a similiar light and noise behind her as she had left Hiroshima a few days earlier, and knew that the Lost Mountain would remain Lost forever as well. She has never seen another Giant since.
Possessions: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth regularly keeps a giantish purse containing various self-made snacks and drinks, a single change of clothes, and the world's largest can of pepper spray, just in case one of those monstrous Cyclops should decide she was worth assaulting. (They always did.) She was desperate, but not THAT desperate.
Abilities: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is strong enough. It doesn't matter what the task is; if it can be accomplished by any amount of physical strength, she can accomplish it. She also gains a mystical ability to read the thougts of other people when she eats a double-handful of any kind of fast food. Unfortunately, a double-handful of fast food would pretty much bankrupt any one fast-food joint for the day, so it's rare that she gets the ability to use this talent.
Other Notes: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth has a bizarre combination of OCD and narcolepsy that forces her to fall asleep for a few seconds any time anyone addresses her by anything other than her full name.
Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is a virgin. (Just to be perfectly clear.)
Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth has a birthmark that looks like an upward-pointed arrow on the inside of her left thigh. As if it were necessary.
