This is not an RPG 2.0

[Glitch]

Character Name: Dave
Race: Human
Appearance:  Dave dresses in all black, shopping largely at hot topic.  His clothing has a unnecessary pile of chains and zippers on it, with several stains from pizza and lewd activities in his alone life.  Dave hasn't showered in days.  His hair is died green, poorly, and his roots are showing, making his sloppy off kilter mohawk look even more depressing.  One of his shoes is missing laces.
Age:  16
Background: Dave follows anime with a fervor, his favorite being deathnote, although he also appreciates bleach.  No one he knows "understands him", and they don't have problems like he does.  In actuality, his parents are very successful scientists, and they are very understanding, encouraging him to pursue an occupation in the anime industry.  For his birthday, they bought him an authentic death note notebook, where he promptly wrote their names first.  They smiled, remembered his age ended in "teen", and ignored it.  One day, trying to follow in the footsteps in Ichigo's massive swordsmanship, he put a meat cleaver and a samurai sword into what can best be described as a "combinilizer".  The result was a massive sword, quite like the upgraded blade in Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask, before the sword gets the gold upgrade.  Link.   It's able to transform into a smorgasbord of forms, where it gets consecutively stronger, larger, more glowy, more poisonous, faster, heavier, sharper, and more swordier.  Feel free to call all of them it's "true form".  Unfortunately, Dave lacks the strength and girth required to lift this blade unless it is the size of a normal blade, and he resorts to simply dropping the overpowered weapon on the heads of unsuspecting opponents.  If he could climb the stairs.  True to his anime origins, Dave is under the delusion he is a walking member of an anime television show.  More of that later.

Personality:  Dave feels like he is the cliche protagonist from a cliche anime.  All hot women are tsunderes, infatuated with his Japanese abs (he's actually from a nice suburb near Montpelier, Vermont).  For every 30 seconds of fighting, their must be five minutes of talking about fighting, which must take place in a dramatic fashion, with several revelations of motive and shouted phrases like "I SHALL DESTROY YOU!"  In some cases, when truly in character, Dave will open his mouth really widely while talking, before shrinking it down as much as possible.  He hates that his life is dubbed instead of subbed.  If you are having trouble coming up with cliche anime things, because you do not watch much anime, you may go here for ideas. Link. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/484273)  Link. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/510074)  Linkety. (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?t=18169)  Link. (http://amethyst-angel.com/cliche.html)

Belongings:  Dave has one stinky pair of clothing, a sandwich in his back pocket, and a magic sword.  His parents' house always has it's door open, where he can eat, sleep, and use high tech equipment to cause shenanigans.  But do this in character, Dave uses his sword and skills to fight crime.  He doesn't need his parents who don't understand him ever.

Abilities:
ConstaCon:  Dave thinks he's part of an anime.  Try to be as cliche as possible while playing him.
I am going to FIGHT YOU!:  Preceding all fighting, there must be a long discussion about the fight, which much be approximately 10 times as long as the fight itself.
Supah Sword:  Remember, your sword is never truly in it's true form.  It can always be harder, better, stronger, and faster.
Fatty:  Dave is your traditional anime shut-in teenager, being horrible at physical activity, having the charisma of a paralyzed porpoise, Dave really is a large turn off to everyone.  Not that he realizes that.
I decided to make my character more fun to play than last time.  Lols eminent?

[$$$man]

Damn gl1tch thats vicious

[jamesdyer680]

can I get my own char that I make immediatally after it's made?

[Purity_Riot]

No. That should be obvious.

[jamesdyer680]

ok,so here goes nothing!

Name:1337 man

Race:human/cyborg-ish

Appearance:always wearing a forever burning cape,1337 man wears goggles made of metal with stars on them,his hair is jet black,and he has a right arm made out of gold , his eyes are blue and milky,and he has millions of scars on his arms alone (he also has lots of other ones all over his body).

Age: -9000 (he's from the future,and this is his age in real life,but if it was the age before he time-traveled,it's 90)

Background:he's from the future,and he has come to change the past to make it better than it used to be,and he doesn't know he shouldn't be there and is currently trying to save the dinosaurs and yada yada yada.

Personality:ignorant,arrogant,ignorant,arrogant,ignorant,did I say arrogant and ignorant yet? he also always loses his temper and likes pretending to be a baby

Belongings:a backpack that's empty (yes,he's running around naked)

Abilities:

Insane(passive):1337 man will change the past and might accidentally make himself a paradox in the process.

Ever hungry(also passive):1337 man is always hungry and will eat anything at anytime(he even ate his own clothes)

Fighter-crazy(everythings passive?):he'll kill himself if he doesn't have a weapon

Poem-lover(*sings*also passive!):1337 man can only express anything in poems

mouth problem(yes,all of these are passive):1337 man can only shout,not whisper or anything that includes talking except for shouting

[Wardead]

Ok, my time...

Name:  Atom Guy

Race: Francium Atoms

Appearance: Atom Guy has always been weird since creation. When he was born, he weighed 0.000000000000001 mg, very obese compared to others due to him having only neutrons and electrons. He also has 1 hand and a leg, which is broken. He can also float, and he has a special power to grow in size, making him as tall as a human. *Note: I said Size, not Weight.*

Age: 12 Atomic Years.

Background: He was born to a couple of Francium atoms. His parents died due to an experiment. He has been floating in air ever since. One day, he stumbles upon a device called "Air Pump". He used it, and pumped himself so much, he became the same size as that of a human. He still floated in the air, but he was excited. But another problem was revealed, due to the pressure inside and some other stuff, he lost all his protons. That made him a mutant-ish Atom, thus giving him a hand and a broken leg. Now he could hop and punch too. He cannot talk since he has no mouth.

Personality: No Expressions, No Nothing. He just Hops and Floats. But he can sometimes attack if he gets angered, though that is very rare. He is also scared of needles. And his favourite thing is a balloon, reminds him of his parents. He also explodes if he sweats, cries, touches water, anything to do with water.

Belongings: Huggy Shmuggins: His favourite toy, a minaturized teddy bear. It does nothing but hugs...

Abilities:

1. Punch: He does an EPIC punch, knocking the enemy away. He sweats during this.

2. Bullet: He shoots out a neutron or an electron out of his body, once a neutron is gone, he floats to space. And once an electron is gone, he He gets more reactive.

3. Huggy Wuggy: His Teddy Bear turns into Hugzilla, Bear hugs enemy to death.

4. Suicide: He sweats, and explodes, causing a more-powerful-than-a-nuke bomb.

5. Call of the Wild: He calls a troop of balloons to protect him. Explosive Balloons, Water Balloons, Nuke Ballooons, everything in a balloon.   

[Essence]

I SO WANT TO PLAY DAVE!!!

Character Name: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth.

Gender: Female

Appearance: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is an incredibly beautful woman -- Helen of Troy and Snow White could have babies with Angelina Jolie and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and they would have nothing on Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth.  Radiant strawberry blonde hair, a face so perfect that the Golden Ratio is expressed over sixteen thousand times in it's various proportions, and a body that makes fish stop swimming and blink in disbelief -- those are Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth's trademarks.   Her only problem is her size.


Race: Giant.   Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is seventeen feet tall, seven feet across at the hips, and knows exactly zero other members of her own species.  Suffice to say, she's never gotten laid, and pretty men of any size make her very cross for exactly that reason.

Personality: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is an absolute gem of politeness, demureity, sobriety, calm, and cuteness.  Her temper is perfectly controlled except in the presence of pretty men, at which point she tries to keep it in check---but usually fails.  Her rage is often expressed in Mean Girls fashion, with petty, undercutting commentary designed to abolutely destroy the ego of anything she directs it at.

Background: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth was born to Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Third and her father, Joe the Seventeenth.  They grew up in the Lost Valley of Giants, which was long obscured in the mortal world by the Japanese city of Nagasaki.  One normal August day in 1945, Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth was on her way back from a trip to the Lost Mountain of Giants (in Hiroshima), when she heard a rather loud noise and saw a rather bright light.  When she reached the entrance to the Lost Valley, it was gone -- as though reality itself had been blown apart and left nothingness behind.  She remembered a similiar light and noise behind her as she had left Hiroshima a few days earlier, and knew that the Lost Mountain would remain Lost forever as well.   She has never seen another Giant since.


Possessions: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth regularly keeps a giantish purse containing various self-made snacks and drinks, a single change of clothes, and the world's largest can of pepper spray, just in case one of those monstrous Cyclops should decide she was worth assaulting.  (They always did.)  She was desperate, but not THAT desperate. 

Abilities: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is strong enough.  It doesn't matter what the task is; if it can be accomplished by any amount of physical strength, she can accomplish it.  She also gains a mystical ability to read the thougts of other people when she eats a double-handful of any kind of fast food.  Unfortunately, a double-handful of fast food would pretty much bankrupt any one fast-food joint for the day, so it's rare that she gets the ability to use this talent.

Other Notes: Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth has a bizarre combination of OCD and narcolepsy that forces her to fall asleep for a few seconds any time anyone addresses her by anything other than her full name.

Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth is a virgin.  (Just to be perfectly clear.)

Slutbunwallawalla Bembdibort Slapdiwhack Montgummery Shitesnorter the Fourth has a birthmark that looks like an upward-pointed arrow on the inside of her left thigh.  As if it were necessary.

[jamesdyer680]

now can I choose my character?

[Purity_Riot]

You can choose a character, just not the one you made.

[jamesdyer680]

ok,then I choose atom guy! btw,is it ok if I make my char that I made a little more specific? when I meant he can only shout,I meant only talk in bold

[Purity_Riot]

Yup, you can edit your profiles (minor edits) up until we start playing.

[Appawesome]

Player Name: Dora

Gender: Female

Race: Human

Appearance:  Dora wears clothes, jeans and a shirt. She is 4 feet 10 inches.  She is 7 year old. She is your average person. Except there is one thing different.

Background: Dora has explored many things, earning the title of explorer.

Possessions: Dora has a backpack with many, many things inside. She also has stars that help her when she is in trouble.

Abilities:
First Aid: Take a first aid kit out of the backpack.
Oxygen: One of Dora's stars gives her oxygen.
Tricycle: Take a tricycle out of your backpack.
Super Strength: One of Dora's stars lifts anything in her way.
Spaceship: Take a spaceship out of her backpack.
Map: Find your way through anything.
Teleport : One of Dora's stars teleports her to her house.