The Three Word Game!

[Drake_XIV]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard

[AnimationX]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard which was eating

[Drake_XIV]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies

[Skysong]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers

[zhangvict]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers. The page ghost

[Malignant]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers. The page ghost was so ugly

[FlareGlutox]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers. The page ghost was so ugly that Jeremiah swore

[Drake_XIV]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers. The page ghost was so ugly that Jeremiah swore on Zanzarino's basement

[mrtwigie01]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers. The page ghost was so ugly that Jeremiah swore on Zanzarino's basement that he would

[Drake_XIV]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers. The page ghost was so ugly that Jeremiah swore on Zanzarino's basement that he would properly commit patricide

[AnimationX]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers. The page ghost was so ugly that Jeremiah swore on Zanzarino's basement that he would properly commit patricide because of the

[UnderneathTheLens]

The man named Jeremiah the Belligerent ate a banana shaped like Don, which tasted bad because it was actually a fish. When he realized that the bannana had tricked him he decided to throw sandals at it. The next day he tickled a heel drawn into the sand. It came alive and attacked Jeremiah with its noodley and completely unreliable leather whip. Jeremiah proceeded to thrust vulgarly at it. "Surrender!" Jeremiah shouted. He shall not be made fun of on this day. He felt bitter at the woman who sold him the leather whip enchanted with fire magic. She was weirdly-shaped with a large pimple and apparently cherished her pimple over Jeremiah's life. Feeling distraught about his life, he ate his inner fear. Doing this, he died.  His body began to grow until it became furry, shifting into a horny squirrel. With bat wings. Edward the vampire blows. Squirrel Jeremiah was at last the winner tonight!

Next morning he realized he was back to normal. Phew!  Then cornucopias started falling from stained glass sky.  Jeremiah licked one and it tasted like chicken. Yet he had seventeen chickens in his pants, but he never noticed the dark guy under the park bench who was hiding from giant tarantulas.

Jeremiah tried to summon the souls of the turantulas to save the fabrics of his home dimension. But he didn't realize that the dark ones had arrived.

"Kneel!" They declared, "For we are the omniscient bearers of the realms of ages past."
"You will die unless you journey to the otherworld. Take this man to be your page.  He shall be made king but only if you escort him through the depths of... this cave!" The man motioned towards the unusually large cave behind him.  He withdrew and the dark night came after his departure.  The dark man under the colorful painting smiled at him and presented three disembodied eyes.

"Use these to navigate through the otherworld's labyrinth of shadow but be aware of the Corn of Evil. It tastes of blood and smells of rotting kettle corn. To defeat it, you must wield the supah secret Cannon of Sonic Boom, weapon of years of hacking, and the stick of eternal and worthless radioactive corpses. Poke it repeatedly for massive damage.  And maybe some bananas will come to save you from the Jawas and the Hutts on pirate ships!

Reluctantly he stepped further into the mouth of the bunny eating carrot-shaped fish sticks. Drawing his vampire toothpick, he suddenly picked his teeth and threw it at them, poisoning the helpless orphans eating cheese cake until they suddenly danced up and summoned several winged bunny dragons with signs reading "Beware randomness. You must follow the plot, read the above treatise pasted on the bottom of this blue whale!" But I digress, this is the tale of Jeremiah's stupidly funny adventure. Strangely the orange dies. The end.

The orange undies. And died again.

In another dimension, Jeremiah continued his pitiable conquest of the labyrinth of the underworld. Jerimiah's page got eaten by living flames of Chuck Norris' beard, which was eating three live puppies and twenty peppers. The page ghost was so ugly that Jeremiah swore on Zanzarino's basement that he would properly commit patricide because of the fact that his