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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg170694#msg170694
« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2010, 08:37:56 pm »

$$$man, your stories always kick arse.

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg171213#msg171213
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2010, 01:51:57 pm »
Oh god. The laziness is killing me.

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg171604#msg171604
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2010, 01:50:28 am »
So, I got a new computer.....Sorry for being late...

ENTRY:

The red sun showered upon the sky as the black moon descended...Only one man was left. As he tried to remember how the apocalypse happened, he also thought how alone he was. He pulled out a dagger and struck it through his chest. He laid there....dead. An officer's insignia lay beside him, stained in blood.

2 weeks ago,

The US declared an official nuclear war against Asia. All the countries in Asia united against the US, while the other continents supported America. Even though the West were outnumbered, they were far more advanced. And thus started the nuclear war. Only one man....one man from the US Air Force, Lieutenant C. K. Lamb (Ding Kong, me), realized the end was near. He knew the world would not be the same again. Japan, Chile, The Philipines, etc all collapsed due to earthquakes and tsunamis. Hurricanes and volcanoes erupted, devouring countries. The land teared up. And there were nuclear bombs everywhere. The was no 'safe zone' anymore...

1 week ago,

Lieutenant C. K. Lamb got promoted directly to Major General, one of the highest ranks in the Air Force. He was then ordered to drop a nuclear bomb at China. Instead of doing that, he dropped it on the Pentagon. He was later wanted for multiple felonies. But, they never caught him. He took refuge in an alley in Seattle, changing his appearance and disguise. He later joined a movement, "War for Peace", which fought the US military using guerilla tactics. After being pressured by both sides, the US stopped its War. Sadly, Asia did not. It wanted to get rid of the US.


3 days ago,

World Population: 400 people, 290 in Asia.

After convincing the military to give him one more chance, Lamb went straight to war against Asia. He fought bravely, sometimes with help, sometimes alone. Then smething unexpected happened,  a code was entered into the main computer of the US military. It self-destructs all the nuclear weapons in the world, which could lead to an apocalypse. Apparently, the President went psycho and entered the code  :P. At that time, Lamb was in an underwater mission to plant a bomb in the water. When he reached land again, he saw no one within miles.

Now please read the first paragraph again...then read the whole story, then read the first paragraph again and on and on until you die.....

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg171607#msg171607
« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2010, 01:56:11 am »
I have to back out of this, im really not feeling well...

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg171909#msg171909
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2010, 07:26:17 pm »
So....how was my story....took me 8-9 minutes to write it....

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg172045#msg172045
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2010, 10:42:29 pm »
Manaboy, your story wasn't bad but nazi grammar makes it confusing.


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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg172972#msg172972
« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2010, 07:00:05 pm »
So....how was my story....took me 8-9 minutes to write it....
Very nice.  I'm sorry about not getting the game going on the right time, but my computer is crashing, the power went out, and I got a lot of work to catch up on.  Rounds will be one week, because my computer will be unusable by tomorrow.  I'm getting a new one as soon as I can.
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Now that the world has ended and we're all dead, a new race of creatures has arrived on planet earth (rose from ashes, aliens, etc.).  Describe these creatures, what they do, why there here, etc.

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg172980#msg172980
« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2010, 07:22:57 pm »
Can one still get onboard this series of shenanagins?  ;D

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg172983#msg172983
« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2010, 07:26:21 pm »
Can one still get onboard this series of shenanagins?  ;D
eh... There are inactive members and sign ups have closed... you can replace someone if you can find them.

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg173144#msg173144
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2010, 12:11:43 am »
You can replace me if you want...my laziness and stupidness is evil.

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg176653#msg176653
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2010, 01:44:48 am »
I am out of this, sorry

But the more im seeing how this game is going, the more im thinking my english is not good enough to play in it.

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Re: The Kingdom of Spam https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=12977.msg177268#msg177268
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2010, 11:51:53 pm »
God this game died fast... Is anyone actually reading this?

 

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