The Box By PlayerOa

[ZergKing]

but i cast a spell on the box leaving it in a turbo-stasis without opening it

i then take it and hide it iin such a way that it takes 700 millenia to find

[aigel]

my family waits many years, then my greatx100000 grandson takes it and licks it

[ZergKing]

his tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus and the box is still where i hid it

[aigel]

my mom slaps you, finds the box again, and puts it in her hair

[ZergKing]

but the hair immediatly burns and i gatling gun the box to death

[aigel]

i use magical powers to repair it, and then place it inside a nuclear bomb

[ZergKing]

that is
DEACTIVATED allowing me to take it and then sacrifice all of the virgin males in the world to keep the box safe

[aigel]

but it is only safe from virgin women
my wife takes it and divorces me and marries the box

[ZergKing]

which the box then quits immediatly then explodes in your face

[yee]

I use Rewind and the box implodes back to you and the implosion traps you inside the box.

[aigel]

but the box was slightly open, so i release him

[yee]

I make fire inside the box and cook some marshmallows on the fire.