The Box By PlayerOa

[ZergKing]

well i am immune to crying children so i take it

 then use kittens instead of children

[yee]

I give kittens a toy mouse and I get the box.

I but box behind electric fence and I have blood hounds guarding it.

[ZergKing]

i shoot the dogs with a silenced rocket launcher, disable the electric fence with an EMP and then put it behind a flaming electric and frozen fence. Also it includes frost breathing hell hounds

[yee]

I trhow meat slices (with sleeping pills inside) to hell hounds and when they are sleeping I send toy helicopter over the fences to get the box.

I put the box at the end of corridor of doom: it is filled with death traps (bit falls, shooting darts, rolling boulders, crushing walls, etc.) and I also fill the corridor with toxic acid gas, that eats trhough every armor.

[ZergKing]

i send a line of peasants down the corridor to stumble into traps and set them off for me,
i also use a teleport spell on the corrosive acid to move it out, and the souce of it too.

I then sacrifice the lives of everyone in China to the Blood God for it o protect the box, and as an extra measure i call in a favor to have Chuck Norris help guard.

[PlayerOa]

No Chuck Norris!

[ZergKing]

what  meant is Chuck Morris my RL friend that is always getting crap about his name He is really strong tho and it was a typo btw

[XYTWO]

I beat up your friend and take the box because the Blood God is vacationing in Andromeda.
I use magic to make the box never have existed.

[ZergKing]

Granted, but it stops existing for you only

i then walzt over to where i put the box and shout at the blood god for going on vacation, invoke Cerebus and then go on my merry way knowing the box is well guarded

[yee]

I play some music to Cerebus and he is famous for being weak against music (he falls asleep).

I offer the box to Zeus and I don't think he lets somebody get away with something, that belongs to him. And you must remember that if he needs help, his brothers (Poseidon and Hades) might help him, which means that he will find where ever you are hiding and not even death won't save you. He can send other gods and some heros (Heracles) after you.

[ZergKing]

I disbelieve the gods and destroy every person that worships the Greek Gods thus making them non-existent. I then take it with no problem.

I then guard the box with a bunch of complete idiots.

[yee]

I throw them a idiot ball and it will keep them occubied when I take the box.

I repaint the box and leave it to dry.