The Box By PlayerOa

[$$$man]

Rules:
In The Box, the first player does something with the box. Then the next one says why it doesn´t work, and does something with the box.
Example:

1st: I put the Box at the top of Mt. Everest.
2nd: I hire a mountain-climber to find it for me. I burn the Box.
3rd:  I find the ashes of the box and use Rebirth. I swallow the Box.
etc.

[PlayerOa]

I´ll start (with a pretty easy one).
I give the box to The Oracle.
No Chuck Norris!

[RagingAlien]

I spin the Oracle every day until i get an Other spin with the Box as a card.


I immortalize the box and use a Cloak chain. (this one'll be hard.)

[PlayerOa]

I gave the box "burrowed" status before giving it to the Oracle.

I give the box to a random tribe, that sacrifices it to the Gods.

[RagingAlien]

I gave the box "burrowed" status before giving it to the Oracle.

How did that not make my hiding work? o_O?


anyways... I instead show the Luggage, which after rampaging through the tribe they adopt as a new god.

The Box is now hidden inside the Luggage, after getting devoured by it. It was a sacrifice anyway, right? (Discworld reference FTW)

[PlayerOa]

Ok, since the thread is a little inactive, I continue.

My power of is so powerful, that my Pharaoh is making thousands of Scarabs. One of them devours the Luggage.

I send the Box to a Time Machine travelling to 13 December 20102, and therefor the Box is non-existing. And remember, I have crushed the Time Machine.

[ace1012003]

I find the box in my backyard (apparently they have time machines in the future already, and sent it back) and not knowing it is "the box", use it to store some putrid trash, taking it to a dumpster.


BTW: Nice Discworld references, love that series. =D

[RagingAlien]

(thx ace. )

I go to the dumpster to try and recover a hammer i accidentally threw away, and in the process i find some other useful things, and get the Box so i can bring it all back home.

I throw the box in the middle of a maze made with anti-cheating walls, and a few Minotaurs in it.

[PlayerOa]

(where´s the love for this topic?)
I find a friendly Minotaur that shows me the way to the box.

I mutate the box into a ninja rat.

[Aitvaras]

The ninja rat gets a cold and keeps sneezing, making me finding it a piece of cake.
I make the rat healthy again and he changes back to the box for me. I put alot of boxes in the box and put those boxes in boxes. Then I put them next to a couple of boxes inside boxes.

[PlayerOa]

Only problem is those fake boxes is red, while the Box is shining gold colored.

So... I find the gold box, paint it red, dry the paint and put it back.

[RagingAlien]

I burn all the boxes. The Box takes longer to burn, due to the gold covering, allowing me to find it.

I then allow them all to burn and mix all the ashes together.