Re: Vending Machine

[Glaviga]

you get a Baseball bat

Insert a bear holding a gun

[dekskose]

you get a not bearholding gun
i inser leonardo davincis corpes with the mona lisa

[918273645]

You get on the FBI most wanted.

I insert Jumba

[dekskose]

you get lumba
i insert a hump lumpa

[Retribution]

You get the hunchback of notre dome.

I insert a giant rock.

[Glaviga]

You get a small gem

I insert Magic the Gathering cards.

[icecoldbro]

u receive yu-gi-oh cards
u insert ur sister/brother

[Kuroaitou]

['You'] receive Yu-gi-oh cards
['I'] insert ['my'] sister/brother

You instantly trigger an alarm system nearby as your sibling comes out unharmed. You also receive a note saying, "Please do not place organic substances between the hours of midnight and 6 A.M.", in addition to a English book regarding spelling.

I throw in a couple of black socks into the machine.

[Glaviga]

You get a bundle of pink socks.

I insert [you]

[Kuroaitou]

You get a bundle of pink socks.

I insert [you]

The person you insert comes out of the machine looking at you in annoyance, and the machine simply states 'ERROR: CODE 1AD7'.

I insert a bundle of duck tape.

[Svenningen]

U get MacGyver!

I insert my elements account

[asymmetry]

You get Zanzarino's business card

I insert a lolcat