Re: Vending Machine

[Wardead]

You get shitty music.

I insert bad luck

[asymmetry]

You get a black cat :3

I insert an Ibanez Xiphos ♥

[Daneman]

you get an epic guitar solo,
i insert a bc rich warlock

[Wardead]

You get to be his slave.

I insert an orb.

[Retribution]

You receive a small, shiny flat pebble.

I insert a drop of water.

[Kuroaitou]

You receive a small, shiny flat pebble.

I insert a drop of water.

You receive a free Aquafina water filter!

I dump a bunch of soda can tabs into the machine.

[Retribution]

You receive a lottery ticket. 

I insert a plastic dinosaur.

[dragonhuman]

you get nothing (the vending machine feels childish and is playing with your dinosaur)

I insert very _____ stuff

[asymmetry]

You get even ___er stuff (?)

I insert a korean iPhone clone

[dekskose]

you get the polystation 2 (

)
i insert the polystation 3 almost awesomer

[Wardead]

You get a Ybox 360.

I insert my Nintendo Vii, LOL Video console puns.

[dekskose]

you get a game of a time long long ago where it had no vide console^s
i insert a PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH