Re: Vending Machine

[xKelevra]

You get a package of peanuts.

I insert the cap of a pen.

[Hobnob5000]

You get septocemia

I insert a Harrier

[Rastafla]

You get a hat and a bin.

I insert a bad idea.

[Wardead]

You get an even worse idea. 

I insert a good idea.

[theunamed]

Out comes a lightbulb.

I insert a  sign.

[Wardead]

You get Holy Flash.

I insert Adrenalined Frogs

[Jaxly]

You get hopping mad
I insert a bad joke

[Rastafla]

You get a snark comment.
I insert a drug-induced comatose potato.

[xKelevra]

You get rohypnol mashed potatoes.

I insert a garbage bag.

[Kuroaitou]

You receive a portable recycling bin... with a note on it saying 'Waste'.

I insert a poorly written short story regarding the 5 hour journey of a butterfly hatching out of a cocoon to a child's hands.

[Wardead]

You get bad reviews.

I insert my laptop/lappy. 

[slovenc555]

You get a PC

I insert a mac.