Re: Vending Machine

[Lanidrak]

You become Immortal, yet my Fire Buckler kills you.

I insert Epic Fail of Mammoth Proportions.

[xKelevra]

You get a facepalm.

I insert a notepad.

[wassd13]

you get a ten ton essay on hellium

i insert the master of air and the master of aether

[dekskose]

you get puppychow
i insert pommes

[Wardead]

You get "blah"

I insert a reply to the previous reply forwarded by the replier who forwarded his statement which was replied by a replier who forwarded it to this game.

(I honestly have no idea what I just wrote)

[dragonhuman]

you get a calculator that can only divide by your 0

I enter the talon of a dragon

[Wisemage]

You get Dragon Dung.

i insert a crappy pre-paid cell phone.

[xKelevra]

You get an oldschool corded phone.

I insert a certificate.

[Wardead]

You get trash

I insert "I insert".

[asymmetry]

You get John Malkovich

I insert mint ice-cream.

[Wardead]

You get jalepeno ice-cream 

I insert a black hole.

[dekskose]

you get 3 life for each quanta your black hole absorbed (lol)
i insert rainbow (false god)