Re: Vending Machine

[Eleazar]

You get no signal.

I insert a flying Titan.

[Essence]

You get a bunch of flying Greek Gods.

I insert a plate of spotted dick.  (Cheap laugh)

[CB!]

You get a bunch of flying Greek Gods.

I insert a plate of spotted dick.  (Cheap laugh)

You give the machine an STD, and get some custard (to go with your spotted dick).

Insert Divine Glory, Divine Glory, Divine Glory, Rainbow, Dark Matter, Rainbow, Rainbow, Divine Glory...

[Eleazar]

You get Divine Glory, Divine Glory, Rainbow, Rainbow, Dark Matter, Rainbow.

I insert an Elite Firefly.

[Thalas]

You get Shining new lamp

I insert cocaine cow

[asymmetry]

you get ganja goats!

i insert a 5¼ floppy disk :F

[Essence]

You get Zork.  The very first one.


I insert the entire Forum Games section.

[jakubas]

You get a low self-asteemed devourer

I insert a  mark

[asymmetry]

you get sand in your shoes

I insert a rastafarian

[Lz_erk]

You get high.  You also get a counterclockwise reasoning.

I insert still more peaceful but annoying political insurrectionism.

[xKelevra]

You get communism.

I insert a comb.

[BetaParticle]

You get a paradox.

I insert the vending machine from the 17923th post.