Re: Vending Machine

[Rossendale]

You get wikipedia back with a card saying: "No thanks, I don't really like reading"

I insert a ballon into the vending machine.

[CB!]

You get a Christmas fruit cake.

Insert 100 million-billion dollars.

[Essence]

You get two ounces of gold.


Insert 9 points of Karma.

[Bloodshadow]

You get -9 karma.

Insert the Mandelbrot set.

[CB!]

You get global cooling... wait, I mean global warming... no, that's not it... you get climate change... shoot, I don't know what you get...

Insert Elmo's world... (sorry, my kids are watching it right now)

[Rossendale]

You get Elmo's dead body.

I insert a voil of anitmatter!

[v.0]

you get a door knob

inserts toast

[Rossendale]

The vending machine burps and gives you a card saying "Thx, that was really tasty".

I insert the door knob into the vending machine.

[v.0]

you get a cactus

inserts C4

[CB!]

You get a sunken battleship.

Insert a scientific calculator...

[xKelevra]

you get teh noodz

I insert my fist

[Essence]

You receive a black eye.


Gross!


I insert xKelevra's fist again.