Re: Vending Machine

[Delreich]

You get a function to calculate the factorial.

I insert (defun factorial (n) (if (= n 0) 1 (* n (factorial (- n 1)))))

[slovenc555]

You get a function to calculate the factorial. (wow... i suddenly have Deja Vu)

I insert on (release, keypress W) {gotoAndPlay ("scene 2") };

[th1s1sr4nd0m]

u get $49.99

i insert a lit match

[Rossendale]

You get a spear shooting out straight at your privates. Ouch.

I insert a cable into the vending machine.

[Bloodshadow]

You get electrocuted.

I insert the following function:

y=(x-5)/0

It is a vertical line of x=5. In standard form (or whatever you call it - I forget), it would be y=(1/0)(x-5), with a slope of 1/0 (undefined/infinite) and a horizontal displacement of 5. Who said vertical lines aren't functions?

[glopso]

The universe explodes! Did I mention that "the" universe is the one you forgot about yesterday?
I insert a half eaten loaf of bread with a ninja hiding between the loaf of bread.

[th1s1sr4nd0m]

u get an exploding vending machine. then a ninja comes out holding a piece of bread.

i insert u inside.

[CB!]

You get a piece of paper with "n" printed on it (or maybe it was "u", upside down).

Insert the new Apple iPad.

[Essence]

You get a Sixth Sense (http://www.pranavmistry.com/projects/sixthsense/), which totally dominates your lame iPad and sends it packing home to Mama Jobs.


I insert a +Karma.

[glopso]

You get a -karma

I insert the chicken

[CB!]

You get a roll of recycled toilet paper... eeeewwwww...

Insert a chocolate donut...

[pikachufan2164]

...you get a chocolate Timbit (essentially the whole in the donut, for the non-Canadians out there)

Insert P ∧ ¬P. (See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_of_logic_symbols for more details)