Re: Vending Machine

[tyranim]

the cord wont go in, i broke the vending machine, and there is no power (because you pulled the wire) for the machine to receive the cord.

GAME OVER (or is it?) (dramatic music)

[Kamietsu]

....I Insert the non-working vending machine in a brand new golden vending machine!

[Bloodshadow]

The golden vending machine explodes and spits out the now-working original vending machine.

Hmm... Let's see... Anything else unusual, uncanny, unorthodox and witty I can insert into this machine?

I give up. I enter the machine's self-destruct code.

[Kamietsu]

The machine doesn't self-destruct thanks to a last minute rewiring of a super smart squirrel. Instead the machine spits out a diet coke that is 47 years past it's expiration date.

I grab the squirrel and insert it back into the machine.

[tyranim]

you get a new vending machine

insert the magical box full of wonders (those who know me in real life will know who i am just from this post)

[slovenc555]

You get a note that says: "Thanx for the TV! Mind gringing me the remote?"

I insert the remote of the universe (after i press record)

[tyranim]

you get another paradox

insert said paradox

[Bloodshadow]

You get a slip of paper that says you got nothing.

I insert the universe into the machine.

[tyranim]

GAH!!! YET ANOTHER PARADOX!!!! (goes into a spiraling depression)

insert the paper that said i got nothing

[Bloodshadow]

You didn't even say what I got by inserting the universe. That's not very nice.

You get the same piece of paper, but the words now say "You're not reading this sentence".

[slovenc555]

You get a liar paradox scentace (this scentance is false)

I insert hope

[CB!]

You get faith and love...

Insert 1.21 jiggawatts...