Re: Vending Machine

[Essence]

You get the Higgs Field, a theoretical superforce that permeates the universe, endowing matters with mass!

I insert .

[tyranim]

you get the end of the world!!! (dramatic music)

insert "the creator"

[CB!]

You get an old man babbling about how they're about to destroy humanity for the sixth time. (+karma to whoever knows the movie reference)

Insert Google.

[tyranim]

you get dogpile.com (yes, i am advertising it, search it, its good)

insert a slice of pizza
(karma shouldnt be rewarded to people only because they know a movie)

[CB!]

You get a 24 hour indigestion pill.  Take with food and water.

Insert a Rubik's Cube.

(lol... I guess you don't know the movie then.... OK, no karma, just worthless bonus points for the answer...)
((I used to use dogpile, a long time ago.... didn't think i was that great, but I'll give it another try.))

[slovenc555]

You once again get the end of the world, but no dramatic music beacouse everyone went insane trying to assemble it (that was impossible, beacouse the vending machine recolored one title). After that it went from crazy to just plain weird, sensless and stupid. Out of nowhere, explosions started to appear. Picture below!

I insert a shooting star.

[Essence]

You get Mariah Carey with an AK-47.


I insert a phone book.

[Bloodshadow]

You insert the thickest book in the world, eh? You get a single sheet of paper.

I insert the Oracle.

[slovenc555]

you get a horoscope for the year 2020

I insert a nut

[CB!]

The vending machine glitches, spitting the nut back out at you.  It gouges out your left eye, and now you have to wear a patch for the rest of your life (long( )-lasting and happy that it is....

Insert Chuck Norris....

[tyranim]

you get a stalker.

"insert" a sword multiple times rather forcefully

[Bloodshadow]

You get a bill for damaging the machine.

I unplug the machine's electrical cord, and insert the cord into the machine.