Re: Vending Machine

[icybraker]

You get a corpse. Of yourself in the future.

Insert 1,500 Electrum into the machine of the vending.

[Kamietsu]

You get a Skeleton!

Insert gold brick backwards into the vending machine.

[icybraker]

You get a lead lump that looks suspiciously like it came out of the posterior end of a robot.

Insert a floating eyeball.

[Kamietsu]

You receive Old Man Jenkin's glass eye.

Inserts Posterior end of a robot into posterior end of the vending machine.

[icybraker]

You get the anterior end of Megatron staring straight at you.

Insert one important historical document.

[xdude]

You get a noseless Joe
Insert Joe's nose.

[Ohmega]

You get a stinky food.


Insert an elemental

[icybraker]

You get a False God. A dead one.

Insert a rotting shoe.

[Qwandri]

you get cheese! (smelly cheese.)
inserts poor grammar into machine.

[icybraker]

Yourself gets an grammar Nazi.
I insert a vending machine into the vending machine.

[Qwandri]

you get a paradox in a box.

insert a spelling bee into the machine.

[icybraker]

You get a pusillanimous, katabatic laagt with a gypsyry.

I insert my life.