Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[slovenc555]

Granted, you have to do everyone else's work.

I wish my head would explode!

[BluePriest]

Granted, your head of lettuce exploded,

I wish no one existed

[slovenc555]

Granted, but in that case you didn't make this wish, so history repeats (just the part you were born was erased).

I wish i was the best artist ever.

[Wardead]

Granted, now you have to draw millions of orders people want.

I wish I could have been smart before I was 3 years old.

[dragonhuman]

granted but some things should not be seen so you forget everything and have 3 years of inttelect less than others

I wish for the outcome of this wish to make no sense

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but if E=mc squared, then Einstein's theorems work in thermodynamic equilibrium with Mendel's experiments. Therefore, due to the Paradox of evil, Manchester United are far inferior to Wigan Athletic, and my piano never existed, apart from the time where I ate 25 aubergines in a row, but that's a whole new story.

I wish I get a decent grade in all of my GCSEs (particularly my R.E)

[xKelevra]

Granted, but no post secondary institution will admit you and no places will hire you.

I wish for a package of pepperoni sticks.

[BluePriest]

Granted, but a dog eats them.

I wish you would all be quiet... then start posting again.

[Wardead]

Granted, but more people post due to reverse psychology.

I wish I could decide between SATS and IGCSE.

[918273645]

Granted, but you  decide to skip school and go into the real world.

I wish I was Seisiem, master of the masters.

[dekskose]

guaranted but zanz decided that seism is too strong and weakend him so hes polaying same deck as miracle
i wish i would be strong enough to not eat meat (be vegeterian)

[Fixari]

Granted, but then the world's vegetable supply disappears.

I wish for a bottle with unlimited root beer in it.