Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[CB!]

Granted, but later you wish that your wish hadn't been granted.

I wish nobody would wish anything else...

[slovenc555]

Not original.

Anyways...
Granted but people start wishing FOR stuff.

I wish that my previous wish wouldn't be granted.

[WayneCore]

granted, but in a parallel universe 

i wish for anyone to recognize my signature.

[Lucifear]

Granted, but the person who recognizes it decides not to respond to it.
(To change your image, you have to reach a certain post limit!)

I wish for a vending machine.

[CB!]

Granted, but everything in it costs $2.50... and it only takes nickles.

I wish Zanz would invite me over to his house to discuss the next version of Elements, the game!

[toast54]

Granted, but right before you get there, your ears stop working.

I wish that elements would have another element.

[Lucifear]

Granted, but it gives the false gods the element of surprise, allowing them to place anything on the field before the match starts.

I wish for a talking bomb.

[Glitch]

Granted, but instead of being funny like the one in red versus blue, it nags you and tells you to do chores like your mother would, threatening to blow you up at the slightest deviations from her demands.

I wish the little guy didn't get trampled so often.

[tyranim]

granted, but now he is thrown

i wish there werent so many wannabe vampires all over the place

[Lucifear]

Granted, but now they are vampires. Who add you to their clan....I mean fan club.

I wish for a bottle of water.

[tyranim]

granted: but its holy water and you splash it on me (killing my disgusting vampire self. yay being human...i think)

[CB!]

I wish people wouldn't forget to make wishes.