Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[Glitch]

Granted, but you lost the game instead.

I wish I could write a book.

[icybraker]

Granted. But just as you finish it all in one night, you accidentally alt+f4 it and press "Do Not Save", just like I did.

I wish that the next thing I ate was caviar.

[Qwandri]

granted, but it's rotten.

i wish for cheese!

[Glitch]

Granted, but it's stinking bishop.

I wish I could change the past.

[icybraker]

Granted, but you accidentally go back in time and shoot your own grandfather.

I wish that the planets revolved around me!

[Kamietsu]

Granted, but your gravitational pull was too great and forced all the planets to come hurdling at you.

I wish we could get a better chat.

[icybraker]

Granted, but no one goes to it except you. For some reason. O.o

I wish that my keyboard had no gunk underneath it.

[Kamietsu]

Granted, you now have keyboard with gunk on top of it

I wish I had a quad processor in my computer.

[icybraker]

Granted, but good luck using your computer without its hard drive, monitor, keyboard, mouse, and motherboard.

I wish for a white Christmas!

[Bloodshadow]

Granted. Now everything is colored only in different shades of white. No red or green anymore.

I wish everyone would stop corrupting wishes, including this one.

[icybraker]

Granted, but I don't want to confuse my brain thinking of another loophole so your wish somehow fails.

I wish that Otyughs started off with 500 and they are really rare and everyone else had their Otyughs deleted from their decks except me!

[xdude]

Granted, but they cost 1337 quanta.

I wish I was the smartest man to have ever existed.