Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[dekskose]

granted your evil and get cought by batman...
i wish that wardead wouldnt post anymore in this thread and if he does so then he should really grant that post and not just write it and then write exactly the opposite like i want a cookie granted you got no cookie couse this is wrong...

[Fixari]

Granted...For three posts.

I wish that the monkey lord was in the next poster's room.

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but he is my loyal servant, and I promptly set his onto you. They never found your pancreas.

I wish that I would pass my D of E

[Wardead]

Granted, you get an F.

I wish I knew what Hobnob actually meant.

[Fixari]

Granted, but you don't like what he means.

I wish for food to be dropped down to people in third world countries.

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but it's Marmite, and they all die of Marmite poisoning, the most deadly disease of all.

I wish Marmite was banned from shops worldwide.

[918273645]

Granted, but all of the shops are destroyed.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Fixari]

Granted, because you got expelled.

I wish that my Oddish wasn't paralyzed.

[Wardead]

Granted, it's dead instead 

I wish for Corrupt a Wish to be corrupted.

[Fixari]

Granted, it becomes 'Grant a Wish' instead.

I wish for a pony.

[Wardead]

Granted, it rides on top of you instead.

I wish I was always like 

[Fixari]

Granted, your face always looks like that.

I wish that I had a PP7.