Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[Glaviga]

Granted you get a pet rock, in your stomach.

I wish to throw barrels at a plumber.

[Fixari]

Granted, but you can't get out of the 8-bit world you find yourself in. You also have a craving for bananas.

I wish for a tub to put my bottle of unlimited root beer in from another Corrupt Wish game.
Let's see...So I have an unlimited root beer bottle with a leak, one that is poisoned and one that has been turned into spit. It's official. This game is fun.

[Wardead]

Granted, you have unlimited expired rootbeer in your tub.

I wish to snow here now.

[miniwally]

There's so much snow you can't go outside and all you can see through the windows is snow covering the view up.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[finkel]

Granted, you come home to find your house flattened underneath an enormous whale shark.

I wish I had a doctor pepper right now, and a teriyaki chicken sub from subway with sweet onion sauce, onions, peppers, lettuce, tomato, and whatever else strikes my fancy.

[dekskose]

and again its poisoned and 1000000000000000 years old
i wish for a whale shark

[Wardead]

Granted, you get devoured.

I wish I haz 2 tounges.

[Glaviga]

Granted, you illegally purchase a human tongue on the black market, and are thrown in jail.

I wish I could juggle.

[Fixari]

Granted, but you can only juggle human heads and are sent to jail.

I wish...That I had an idea of what to wish for.
*sips out of expired root beer tub*

[Glaviga]

Granted, you get so many ideas, that you write them on everything until you run out of ink, then write them in blood.

I wish to grow oranges in my room.

[dragonhuman]

granted but they are alive at beat you up with there orange bullyness (WTF???)

I wish for a rocket launcher that could not hurt me or anything I own/ care about

[Fixari]

Granted, but soon you realize that you don't care about anyone.

I wish that Pluto was a planet.