Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[Wardead]

Granted, but you don't die and become blind, deaf and dumb with no limbs. And you will live forever like this, on top of an oven. (I just screwed it up  )

I wish I die by being murdered. (Rly I do)

[dekskose]

guaranted but your getting slowly killed by a murder with a spoon (24hours beein hit wioth a spoon does make alot of pain)
i wish i would eat the best food in the world (wich wont eat me...)

[Jaxly]

Granted, but everything you'll ever eat afterwards tastes terrible by comparison.
I wish that the next post will be in rhyming form.

[Time_lord_victorius]

no it will not
do you take me for a nut
i wish my ramens weren't so spicy
so i wont drink my drink so hastily

[Wardead]

Granted, but you lose your rhyming skills and get some more spicy ramens and no DRINKING THIS TIME.

I wish I was more corrupt.

[Olidot]

Granted, you then get arrested, and put in prison for 

I wish for Sushi.

[xKelevra]

Granted, but it's rancid.

I wish for more wishes.

[dekskose]

guaranted but with your wishes you can only wish yourself dead
i wish i would been the best scientist in the world

[slovenc555]

Granted, but you specialize on elefant dropings and bat guano.

I wish i'd know how i got those additional 100+ posts.

[Wardead]

Granted, but you get -100 posts.

I wish people actually knew how to play this game.

[Jaxly]

Granted but you never win another PvP match
I wish I could figure out some system of getting the oracle to spin a nymph every time.

[Wardead]

I meant "Corrupt a wish".

Granted, everyone now has a nymph except you and now you are a hacker!

I wish all hackers were killed.