Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[killsdazombies]

lol jango

Granted but then the police come and take you to jail.....
I wish i had a bomb!

[Essence]

Granted.  BOOM!!!!


I wish I had discovered XKCD (http://www.xkcd.com) a long, long time ago.

[Jangoo]

Granted, but you will never discover Cyanide and Happiness (http://www.explosm.net/comics/2021/).

Granted but then the police come and take you to jail.....

Who said I am not already in jail? 


I wish I got out of jail.

[wassd13]

granted but you leave jail in a body bag and don't get out ever of the body bag[hence your dead]

i wish for a magic pool that drinks human blood[it kills them as well] and can never die/be destroyed[it kills me first]

[dekskose]

guaranted but then it try to eat it sellf and make a hole in the space and goes to another dimension
i wish for the delicoust choclat (wich cant eat kill die and can be eaten without problems

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but just as you are about to eat it, the LHC makes a black hole, sucking you into the infinite reaches of the void.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted at all.

[dekskose]

guaranted
i wish i would have 200 posts

[BloodMaster50]

guaranted
i wish i would have 200 posts

Granted they're spam post from 1 person

I wish for a bottomless popcorn holder

[Wisemage]

Granted.  But every time you put anything into it, it keeps falling and you cant use it.

I wish i was a    elemental

[killsdazombies]

granted, you are now dirt

i wish for + karma

[dragonhuman]

granted but we no longer use the karma system

I wish for a pony

[killsdazombies]

granted but it kicks you and you fall into a coma for 15 years, then the pony dies

i wish we used teh karma system and i had 1337 karma