Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[killsdazombies]

granted heres canned corn and heres a dog

i wish for a dollar

[aaandrew152]

Granted it's a counterfiet and the FBI arrest you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a million real US dollars

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but someone burns your house down with all the money in.

I wish for my geography homework to be done for me to the highest standard.

[notverygood]

Granted.
But your teacher still fails you.

I wish I wish I wish had a fish.

[slovenc555]

granted, but it's a dol...fish, so it's a mutant, and is killed and that taken away for reasearch, so you no longer have a fish.

I wish for the following scentance to be true:

This scentance is false.

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but due to there being a paradox within those sentences, a hole is ripped open in the space-time continuum and you get sucked into the void of eternity.

I wish I had a pair of earphones that don't constantly fall out my head at the slightest hint of movement. 

[Grimdrome]

Granted but they don't actually work

I wish for everything ever!

[miniwally]

Granted everything ever lands on top of you.

I wish for my goat back.

[Grimdrome]

Granted he's dead

I wish for 3 more wishes?

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but all those wishes are you only being able to eat rubber for the rest of your life

I wish for a nice peri-peri chicken for dinner

[mentmentboy]

Granted but you got a live one :-l (or was it life?)

I wish I could draw like an artist

[Thalas]

Granted, but you haven't got nothing to paint with.

I wish that in the world would be just 1 time zone.