Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[got a wish]

granted. because you didnt want it granted 

i wish my name could suit this topic even more

[Essence]

Granted, but it's so relevant and topical that people get mad at you whenever you aren't logged on an participating in this thread.  One day, when you're a whopping seventeen minutes between posts, ScaredGirl goes crazy and comes to your house with a machete and bad intent, where ScaredGirl gets eaten by your dog.  Your parents go to jail for keeping a beast like that near an innocent child, and you grow up in a foster home where they insist that the world is in fact trapezoidal and that you must worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  As a result, when you finally reach adulthood, you are ostracized by your community, go into hiding, and become a monk.  Then the Rapture comes and you end up in heaven, happy and peaceful for all eternity.


Wait...that didn't work out like I wanted it to.   

Oh, well.

I wish for a Polish Sausage.

[jakubas]

Granted Im polish so you can try my sausage.

I wish for a upped shrieker rush deck

[Kaine]

Granted, But the Bazaar disappears in your game and the only way for you to get new cards for a different deck is from the spinner.

I wish I had another wish

[WayneCore]

Granted, but you will wish a wish again.

i wish i knew what to wish

[NeedForTorque]

Granted, but you develop short term memory loss and forgot your wish.

I wish for McDonald's....

Man, i'm hungry.

[xKelevra]

Granted, but the McDonald's you get your food from had an outbreak of Hep C

I wish for more electrum

[NeedForTorque]

Granted, but it was counterfeit.

I wish for an Unstoppable, 400 hp Rainbow Deck.

[icybraker]

Granted, but it's 29 Quantum Pillars and 1 Unstoppable. How unstoppable.

I wish for more time online than Kamietsu.

[Kurohami]

Granted, but your keyboard and mouse are broken so you couldn't do anything.

I wish I have a jade dragon that is dumber than I am, can understand me, will not ran away or die or become physically or mentally impaired and will listen to my orders.

[NeedForTorque]

Granted, but gets reverse time and loses all the abilities.

I wish for a Statue of Liberty in my home.

[Kurohami]

Granted, but both your house and the statue is destroyed because your house is not large enough to contain the statue.

I wish to become the master of life

*Icy, how come I can't add your Super Gullibility Points?