Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[slovenc555]

Granted your raise is -300 [whatever money you use in your country]. That means your pay gets lowered.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted. (loophole?)

[Essence]

Granted, but there's no loophole.


I wish my son hadn't sold my upgraded Relic by accident.  Stupid babies.

[CB!]

Granted, but he sold your computer, and your house, and your car.... for a handful of M&Ms.... (and that sux.... what flavor of upgraded relic was it?)

I wish I had more than 1 upgraded relic....

[Eleazar]

Granted. But you have no other cards.

I wish I could have an avatar here at the forums...

[xKelevra]

You have an avatar, but you get permanently banned from the forums.

I wish for 4 SoG's

[Glitch]

Granted.  Here's four shots on goal.  Enjoy.

I wish my decks could beat false gods.

[CB!]

Granted, and you even win 3 cards in the spinners every time.  But it only wins 1 out of every 155 matches.... so even though you win 3 cards on the spins everytime you win, you still lose money...

I wish the oracle would give me a set of nymphs on the next spin...

[slovenc555]

I wish for this wish to be corrupted. (loophole?)

Granted, but there's no loophole

wait... you granted my wish exzactly! i wished for it to be corrupted in ANY way, and you did it! there is a loophole after all! wich means that your scentance is not true, meaning my wish was not corrupted, meaning there is no loophole, meaning your scentance IS true, meaning my wish did get granted, meaning there is a loophole, meaning...

DANG! i got caugth in a paradox (like the liars paradox:

the scentance below is not true
the scentance above is true

)

anyway... granted, but your computer suts down any time you try to challenge any AI, resulting in an automatic loss...

I wish for a... i wish for nothing at all. i dont care what happens, i'll accept it. I also don't care if nothing happens. i don't care!

[Rossendale]

Granted. You never wish for anything for Xmas so you don't get anything. You see a bunch of kids with lots of toys when you in the marker and you ge so jealous that you kill them which results in you being in jail for the rest of your LIFE.

[slovenc555]

I dont care. How can i get jealous if i don't care? think about that.

I wish you made a wish... NOT! that would cause another paradox, so...

I wish that misery i seeded would grow into hate so gardening would be fun again.

[Rossendale]

Granted but a thunder hits your plant, therefore destorying it.

I wish slovenc555 would stop ruining this thread like an idiot.

[slovenc555]

not granted, beacouse i will never stop!

I wish for a new t-shirt