Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[toast54]

granted, but you then become insane.

I wish i was an insane unicorn

[CB!]

Granted, but you regain your sanity and your horn falls off.  So, you're essentially a horse.  You break your leg and have to be shot.

I wish I could shoot a horse....

[toast54]

Granted, but you are a horse.

I wish i was made of anti-matter.

[tyranim]

granted, but you destroy the world in the process

[Essence]

I wish he had made a wish...

[CB!]

Granted, but you just wasted your wish.

I wish junk food was healthy...

[slovenc555]

granted, but it tastes like brussel sprouts and brocoli.

I wish i could live without haveing to eat

[Lucifear]

Granted. You will be fed through a tube for the rest of your life.

I wish for a box. With nothing in it.

[toast54]

Granted, but it is Pandora's box.

I wish I wish
I wish I wish
I wish I wish
I wish I wish for a fish.

[tyranim]

granted,  dead fish

i wish i had a heart

[CB!]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack.

I wish I would inherit 100 million-billion dollars from a distant relative that I didn't even know existed, and that hyper inflation would not set in....

[slovenc555]

granted, but they were stolen and later they find out that your relative was killed and are accused of that too, beacouse you had the motive of getting his villa and restaurant line and are beacouse of those two things forced to be in the prizon for the rest of your lifetime.

I wish for this wish to be granted.