Kill The Duck By Gl1tch

[ninjamaster1991]

Violation of 2 rules:

1: it doesn't have a pic

2: you need to make something to do that, not just do it.

[RavingRabbid]

plz don't post things without including YOUR offense or defense
I hire goons to corrupt duck into a evil drug lord, making everyone who ever liked the duck hate the duck, and abandon him so 30 years later the duck will die of a crack overdose.

Invalid move. Moving the duck into time.

[KingOfArmagio]

I'll just assume it's offenses turn. I hire a swarm of Genesect (a Pokemon) to blast the duck with Zap Cannon.



EDIT: WHY DOESN'T IT WURK??

[nerd1]

plz don't post things without including YOUR offense or defense
I hire goons to corrupt duck into a evil drug lord, making everyone who ever liked the duck hate the duck, and abandon him so 30 years later the duck will die of a crack overdose.

Invalid move. Moving the duck into time.

I modified my quote so that that is what I INTEND to do, not actually do, nonetheless, i will act as the defense against king of armagio.
defense: Go! Rhydon! use your inherent ability lightning rod to draw zap cannon away from duck!

[Wise One]

*groan*
Pokemon again?!
Gets cheat chip (don't remember what it's called) and uses it to capture Rhydon with master ball. The leftover master balls are kept for future use. And so Rhydon serves offense now. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5RjQRZRn6TpHreDL7sfXfuJwwxSZxLc_3WfNOVOf5NQyVpwd1

[RavingRabbid]

*groan*
Pokemon again?!
Gets cheat chip (don't remember what it's called) and uses it to capture Rhydon with master ball. The leftover master balls are kept for future use. And so Rhydon serves offense now. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5RjQRZRn6TpHreDL7sfXfuJwwxSZxLc_3WfNOVOf5NQyVpwd1

Can't steal a trainer pokemannz!

[nerd1]

*groan*
Pokemon again?!
Gets cheat chip (don't remember what it's called) and uses it to capture Rhydon with master ball. The leftover master balls are kept for future use. And so Rhydon serves offense now. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5RjQRZRn6TpHreDL7sfXfuJwwxSZxLc_3WfNOVOf5NQyVpwd1

Can't steal a trainer pokemannz!

agreed, and that isn't an allowable offense, as you don't actually attack the duck, so I will do offence:
I move beijing over the duck, so (hopefully) it dies of air pollution.
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[RavingRabbid]

*groan*
Pokemon again?!
Gets cheat chip (don't remember what it's called) and uses it to capture Rhydon with master ball. The leftover master balls are kept for future use. And so Rhydon serves offense now. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5RjQRZRn6TpHreDL7sfXfuJwwxSZxLc_3WfNOVOf5NQyVpwd1

Can't steal a trainer pokemannz!

agreed, and that isn't an allowable offense, as you don't actually attack the duck, so I will do offence:
I move beijing over the duck, so (hopefully) it dies of air pollution.

Moving the duck.

[ninjamaster1991]

Um, he said he moves Bejing OVER the duck, so the duck doesn't move. However, doesn't have a pic.

[RavingRabbid]

Um, he said he moves Bejing  OVER the duck, so the duck doesn't move. However,  doesn't have a pic.

It's still moving the duck.

[ninjamaster1991]

how is that moving the duck?

[nerd1]

Um, he said he moves Bejing  OVER the duck, so the duck doesn't move. However,  doesn't have a pic.

It's still moving the duck.

as other people have said, i am moving beijing, not the duck.