I'm the best by Dragonhuman

[bigbadbanana]

I'm the best because my favorite element is  , who hasn't been eliminated in the war yet, unlike  , and I'm the only one in the forum with 3 b's in his/her name.

[$$$man]

I'm the best because my favorite element is  , who hasn't been eliminated in the war yet, unlike  , and I'm the only one in the forum with 3 b's in his/her name.

I'm the best because im in team earth who has not been eliminated in the war yet and im the only one on the forums with 3 $'s in my name.

[dragonhuman]

I'm the best because i came up with this game and without me making this game I would be hard pressed to show how great I am because i would have no competitors (33)

[johannhowitzer]

I'm the best because I am a MUSICIAN.

[Wardead]

I'm the best because the person before me posted less words than the poster before him, thus making me the BEST! And I am writing more words than him. Also I am the BEST because I don't need to write how many words I wrote, since I am the BEST!

[dragonhuman]

Yeah well I'm the best because I can easily type more words than you, I don't even have to have multiple sentences to tell you why I am the best; instead I can use these weird things that I forget there name but i don't need to know there name because I'm the best (54)

(Also make sure you only post more than the previous poster by no more than 5 words, this is to ensure noone suddenly writes a 3K word paper why they are the best or something)

[slovenc555]

Yeah, well, I'm the best because I'm better than every single one of you. That and the fact I'm awesome makes me awesomely the best which ensures me the position of being the best and thus better than anyone and everyone, which means that no one is really better than me. After all, I am totally awesome and better than you and he and / or she and / or it. So face it dudes and / or dudets, I'm thee best. that made 82, and now I have 90.

[918273645]

I'm the best because I am a Titan fan.Throw that sucker and he will sit on you, crushing you. He cannot sit on me, because I can just stop gravity, for I am a Gravity elemental. I throw him on the FG's and PWN them. Seisem can't poision me 'cuz he is busy being sat on.  I PWN EVERYBODY, because their bones are being crushed. Take that, Rusler, Firefly, Dragonfly, Blue Crawler, Minor Vampires, Horned Frog, and Crimson Dragons. I am the best 'cuz no-elemental has figured out my name. A patern is in there.   

95 words, not including the smily.

[$$$man]

Im the best because im an earth elemental and pulverise your titan. matter of fact im a $ elemental and charge you Epic tax on your titan. And i Sue you for the following crimes. Sitting on rustler, Sitting on firefly, Sitting on dragonfly, Sitting on blue crawler, Sitting on Minor vampires, Sitting on horned frogs, Sitting on crimson dragons. And they all file for EPICLY LARGE amount of cash and are aprooved so now you have no cash to power your Black hole machine, or your armajio, or to pay your graviton mercenary, or to power your graviton fire eater, Heck you dont even have enough electrum to build a gravity pillar. Oh and then i charge you with sitting on an endangered Scorpio which get you a lifetime in jail and while you're there scorpions come in and claw you eyes out and the poison your toes leaving you to  ot die but forever remain in that dreadful cell until you decay and are eaten by devourers and pests (get it) And to top it off i know the pattern of numbers.


183 words not including the smiley :p

[918273645]

Im the best because im an earth elemental and pulverise your titan. matter of fact im a $ elemental and charge you Epic tax on your titan. And i Sue you for the following crimes. Sitting on rustler, Sitting on firefly, Sitting on dragonfly, Sitting on blue crawler, Sitting on Minor vampires, Sitting on horned frogs, Sitting on crimson dragons. And they all file for EPICLY LARGE amount of cash and are aprooved so now you have no cash to power your Black hole machine, or your armajio, or to pay your graviton mercenary, or to power your graviton fire eater, Heck you dont even have enough electrum to build a gravity pillar. Oh and then i charge you with sitting on an endangered Scorpio which get you a lifetime in jail and while you're there scorpions come in and claw you eyes out and the poison your toes leaving you to  ot die but forever remain in that dreadful cell until you decay and are eaten by devourers and pests (get it) And to top it off i know the pattern of numbers.


183 words not including the smiley :p

Try to pulvarize it when it is flying.

Bitch

[$$$man]

Im the best because im an earth elemental and pulverise your titan. matter of fact im a $ elemental and charge you Epic tax on your titan. And i Sue you for the following crimes. Sitting on rustler, Sitting on firefly, Sitting on dragonfly, Sitting on blue crawler, Sitting on Minor vampires, Sitting on horned frogs, Sitting on crimson dragons. And they all file for EPICLY LARGE amount of cash and are aprooved so now you have no cash to power your Black hole machine, or your armajio, or to pay your graviton mercenary, or to power your graviton fire eater, Heck you dont even have enough electrum to build a gravity pillar. Oh and then i charge you with sitting on an endangered Scorpio which get you a lifetime in jail and while you're there scorpions come in and claw you eyes out and the poison your toes leaving you to  ot die but forever remain in that dreadful cell until you decay and are eaten by devourers and pests (get it) And to top it off i know the pattern of numbers.


183 words not including the smiley :p

Try to pulvarize it when it is flying.

Bitch

I did by flying my pulvy

Bastard

[dragonhuman]

you guys are posting way more than the previous poster, its meant to be by +1-5 to challenge your mind and make things fair for others

oh btw I did win cause noone posted for more than 3 days after my post, but if you guys want to go on go ahead