I bann you

[Thalas]

I ban myself because I ban myself because banned myself banned me

[teffy]

I ban you, cause you wanted to be banned and you cannot ban yourself !

[bobcamel]

I ban you, 'cause I ate a bag of kitty litter!

[slovenc555]

I ban you for... you did WHAT??!

[Draco]

Banned for teh lulz.

[slovenc555]

I ban you beacouse bobcamel ate some kitty litter. he did WHAT?!

[th1s1sr4nd0m]

i ban u because you use a question mark and an exclamation mark?!
IT should be an INTERROBANG‽

[slovenc555]

I ban you for being random. whatever "this" a.k.a. "th1s" is, too.

[teffy]

I ban you, because nobody else does it.
Flying is forbidden in this forum.
You must be a kind of horse, if you don´t know that 

[slovenc555]

I ban you for not makeing a boat using ONLY duct tape.

[Olidot]

I ban you because the duct tape is a lie!!!!!

[teffy]

I ban you, because you wrote ´Fahrenheit´ without the first ´h´