The door behind Angus opened, and he braced himself for a fight. In walked...
Big Bob.
"Hey, Angus, did you die, too?" Bob said. "I've been in here for eighteen freaking MONTHS and they haven't processed my paperwork yet. I'm so bored that I've been sneaking into the Employees Only section TRYING to get killed. I saw Rupert leading you around, and I snuck in behind you. What are the chances, yeah?"
"Uh...no, dude...I didn't die." Angus blinked. "Rupert...brought me here. I guess."
Silently, the pool behind Angus opened into it's portal form, not following Jennifer as she began reviving some other fallen warriors and leading them away. Rupert subtly shifted around to Bob's side, facing Angus.
"Hey, that's cool, man. I'm glad you're still alive...that means that I have a chance."
"A chance at what?" Angus was confused.
"A chance to take your soul!" Bob lunged at Angus, hands suddenly fading into black, wispy incorporeality. Angus thrust his autocannon into Bob's face and pulled the trigger. The noise was deafening.
So much for stealth...time to raise Hell! Erm...or something.Big Bob didn't seem all that fazed by his sudden lack of head. "SOUL!" Big Bob lunged again, but this time, Rupert was ready. The canine leapt into Bob's back, throwing off his balance and sending Bob careening into Angus.
Angus flailed, stumbled, and fell right into the open portal. Rupert gnashed at Bob's neck stump, looked meaningfully at Angus, and willed the gate closed. Abruptly, Angus was again alone.
He thought.
Moments later, a chill chuckle made Angus bolt to his feet and bring his twin autocannons to bear, lowering his faceplace with a snap of his head. He turned and saw himself looking at a fat, black-clad man with big ears and white sideburns to set off his balding grey head.
"Who the fuck are you?" Angus barked.
"I? I, dear Angus, am the Emperor. I am the one who brought you here to amuse me."Angus slowly nodded and lowered his weapons. "So...I've already been possessed by someone that called themselves a snake. I guess being a minion is on my resume."
This is my one chance. "How can I make the game a little more entertaining for you, Your Highness?"
The Emperor faced Angus, thought carefully, and answered him.
Gl1tch, ball's in your court as far as Angus goes.