flipped a coin, tails = 2nd post. you'll get your boulevard soon enough, I'm sure, tho not this time yet. you can quote yourself if you don't want to type it out each time. people who agree can submit the same action to increase the chance of it getting rolled, though as we've seen that doesn't always work
LOOK AROUND at ROOM/ LOOK out WINDOW.
You LOOK. You are in a filthy SHACK. Stains indicate nothing good happens here, except for possibly extreme messy cooking. There is a rusty DOOR here. There is a MAGNET-shaped clean spot on the ground.
Please input next COMMAND.
Creepy Shack Lives= 5 Hardcore mode= Off
PS - the window was in the fluffy intro text but has never been mentioned "in game". I apologize if that was confusing; I usually run these in-person and don't add as much fluffy text. This is my first time doing it as a forum game, which sadly lacks beer, body language, and players arguing over decisions, but gives me room to be a little more descriptive.