Dang it. Why can't I just be more observant with my reading. But seriously, I wasn't at all expecting to get a magic weapon. Ah well, back to doing the old fashion way.
EDIT: Wait a second, Sappara was just doing what the tree said to do. I asked for a green robe and a magic ITEM (not weapon or armor, maybe something that would let communicate with the tree instantaneously) and it told me to search for it, so I did.
EDIT: Today is just not my day, is it?
EDIT2: Sappara rips off some bark and Devours it (what I originally came here for).
EDIT3: Actually you're right Gl1tch, my character was acting weird.
EDIT4: He's going to become a sadistic, insane, pyromanical, necromancing, warrior that intends to have weapons that cause the most pain physically possible.
EDIT5: In other words, Insanly Chaotic Destructive Evil (With 3"!"!)!!!
EDIT6: Sappara, failing to find a good place to put his khopesh, stabs it into the place where he tore the bark off.