Day Two End
"Guys, you can't be serious." Xdude was panting, exhausted after the game of duck-duck-goose. "Well Xdude, you lost. There's really nothing you can do to stop this," replied JoshK. Beginning to panic, Xdude whined, "But it's unfair! I can't help it if I was born with a bum leg! I had a hard enough time beating you at hopscotch yesterday! There's no way I could not lose at this!" "Well," said JoshK, "we'll be sure to nominate you for a Darwin award." With that, Xdude turned into a goose, whose neck was promptly wrung and taken to the butcher shop. "Dibs on the breasts," called dekskose.
Xdude was an FG.
Later that night, while rummaging through the wreckage of his house and sucking out the brains of Xdude's goose skull, JoshK began to feel ill. "Bleh," he thought, "I shouldn't have eaten the stomach." Then he doubled over, his body convulsing. Trying to call out for help, all he could get out was "bleghuhgah" (or something like that). Then, he bit off his tounge and his body arched until his back broke. He started to scream from the pain, but was quickly silenced by the blood filling his mouth. He choked to death soon after. Later, when the coroner's report came back on JoshK's death, it was found that he had been poisoned. The same poison was found in what remained of Xdude's goose stomach. They concluded that Xdude must have consumed the poison shortly before turning into a goose.
JoshK was the con artist.
The third day begins!
