DAWN OF THE FOURTH DAY
-24 HOURS REMAIN
... Apparently.
So, the victims decided to finally so something! Hurrah! Hurray! Oh, such joy! My heart is no longer being torn from me!
I don't have to whine in a fit of anger! They're DOING SOMETHING!
I decided to celebrate. The first lynch is always the most... Enchanting. Intense, even... Oooh.
What better way to celebrate then by... Hmm.
... RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
...Actually, that's a terrible way to party.
I mean, seriously. Who believes those things are greek?
Speaking of greek, who believes I'm greek? Since when? You don't see greek people releasing kraken, do you!? NO, YOU DON'T, BECAUSE KRAKENS AREN'T GREEK. AND BECAUSE I'M RELEASING KRAKEN, NEITHER AM I.
... ¬_¬ Go on, my pet land shark. Go on a frenzy. Destroy some buildings or some-
Is that person firing an arrow at the shark?
... Dude. There's a giant, subterranean monstrosity razing buildings down and killing ficticious non-existent people.
And your defence, which isn't running away, getting to high ground, or dying is stabbing it with small rods of wood?
... That deserves a lick of approval. Come here, you... Actually, wait, nevermind, I'll come to you.
So I materialised behind this person, looking all nice and human...enough, then gave his back a giant, coarse lick with my exceedingly spiky and thorny tongue, coarse enough to rip her flesh in half.
Lickitylickitylick.
Stop being so insignificant.
You'll drag me down to your level.
... Also, why did you taste of cactus?
I wonder how cheese n' kraken would taste.
Eljoemo, a Vanilla Victim, has been appeased via Lynch.
And of course, my darlie-poos gave me something to do beyond that! I get to legally play with my toys without people who actually matter giving a lol! It's so rare!
So I picked up my kraken and checked its belly.
... Aww, it ate something bad. Meanies! Don't put anti-kraken things in your house! That's mean! That means I have to contrive more arbitrary plot points into this lore just to kill someone! I mean, why do you put me through so much effort, you ungrateful little goits!?
...Suffer. ¬_¬
This one person was clinging onto the now very airborne kraken.
...Well, petting the pet isn't too bad, but could you - Why are you stabbing - DON'T STAB THE KRAKEN
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FIGURING OUT THE DENSITY OF THE BLOOD
DON'T
NO.
BAD.
MEANIE ST- ... The entire city was covered in kraken blood. This one person had killed my kraken by piercing one of its major arteries.
...
Well. No ceremonious death for you... I decided to corrupt this person into another kraken. This person will be my pet, doing deeds for me. Hheheehehe. And just to freak everyone out, I'm going to stick your face onto every suckercup. So thier last thoughts will be of accounting! And then, they will ASK to be ended! Oh, the plan is perfect!
When accountants have constipation, they work it out with a pencil.
Mathman101, aVanilla Victim, has been appeased via Threx Nightkill.
Next twilight at Thursday, March 5th, 6 PM GMT.
No one will be modkilled by next twilight.
Linkcat is at risk of being modkilled.
You have a ruined childhood.
