The sun rises on another beautiful day on the forums. The birds are tweeting, butterflies soar in the air and the grass glistens in the soft morning sunshine.
Wait. How can it be morning? Everyone lives in different timezones. That makes no sense.
I was, erm, trying to set the scene for the first day of -
And why does everything sound so nice? We're supposed to be troll hunting here.
Can you just let me do my introduction?
Your introduction sucks. Seriously.
Well why don't you do one if mine sucks so much?!
Me?! Why should I?
Well you clearly know more about introductions than I do!
Look, we've wasted enough of everyone's time now; can we just start this thing already? People already know what's happening and a decent introduction isn't that important anyway. And since your idea sucks and I'm far too busy watching YouTube to write one, can we just get on with it? Please.
Sheesh, fine. Whatever. Just don't blame me if people go mad because there's no decent lore here...
DAY 1
DAY 1 IS OVER!