Alright, so I bet ya'll are mostly wondering what the freaking hell I was doing all game. I assure you, there was a method to my madness!
You see, I was the patient with cardiomyopathy, and right at the start I learned qwerter was the naive doctor. But then - oh crap - qwerter was getting killed!! So I had to think of literally anything I could come up with just to get people to kill anyone other than qwerter, because he was basically the most important person in the game, next to House. I was totally BSing everything I said about justa - honestly I didn't even translate his anagrams, just got lucky. Then after that, Ungaros organized an alliance of confirmed civs, and from there we just targeted anyone who wasn't a confirmed civ.
ggs nurses, thanks to joey for hosting.